THINGS PEOPLE MAY HAVE SAID IN THE FUTURE BEFORE I TIME-TRAVELED TO THE PAST

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THAT NATHAN WAS FREE

THAT NATHAN WAS THERE

HE COULD GIVE MON TO A TREE

HE COULD GIVE MONEY TO HERE

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CHINET GOD OF MONEY. (IF YOU THINK HE HAS [M]ON B BB) LL

"There goes my immortality" --- I was speaking. the context was my father telling me to buy regular milk instead of organic. It's possible this never happened, but was 'remembered' at an earlier point when I decided to travel back, even though at that time the key event hadn't happened yet. (circa 2015).

"With this dissolve, I decide to become a time-puzzle" --- I was speaking, after destroying my room, and before going to an insane asylum and then miraculously waking up in my own clean bedroom outside the asylum on a spooky night in which the Grim Reaper tried to kill me. (circa 2009).

"There, you're married" --- I said this to my art patrons Anthony and Crystal, before she granted me one wish, and I wished to time travel, and was sent back through my own life. (the future point being 2013).

"I bet you wish you hadn't time traveled". --- my mother was speaking in this scene, wielding a knife, and I think she scared me into time traveling back to where I had came from. It was a dark and stormy night, and everything seemed wrong.

"Want a piece of chocolate? I spent my whole day's budget on it!" then I appeared to go back in time at some point, after I had some kind of big problem.

"I'm not secretly taking, like, a lot of medication, are I?" "Well, sort, of! I didn't admit it, but my secret is, you're on ambergris" This was before I took a supposed immortality supplement. Thus, it must have been spiritual ambergris, or powdered ice-time or something (my step-father plays hockey).

"I think it's a scavenging rat"---my dad about an artwork I hadn't created yet in the current version of my life when he visited (the event might repeat soon).

"Okay, I'll clean out the refrigerator"---to appliances inspectors who were going to replace my refrigerator, only in a future life that I returned from (the even is repeating soon).

The Story of How I Was Offered a Time-Cube

Around 2001 I was in high school, sitting in the library during my lunch period, where I usually was during my lunch period.

Someone---I think his name was Stephen--- a friend of my friend Dinko, approached us from the corner of the library.

"Hey, want a Time Cube?" he said.

"Hey, where did you get those?" Dinko said. "Get away from me!"

Then he addressed me:

"You haven't, um, ever won one of these nice, shiny, magnificent, highly ornamental trophies before, have you? All you have to prove is that you've done something that is against history or evolution!"

"Sure, I qualify" I said. "Here's my proof: I've always been anachronistic, and I have large ears, which are against the evolutionary trend of history".

"Well, okay, here you go!" he said.

"But do you know what these are for?" Dinko said. "It means your primitive, like NOT EVOLVED".

The first guy said "But of course, you have to pay for it, of course! They cost a significant amount!"

"But I thought they were awards!" I said, in a chirpy voice.

"They are awards, but they're bad!" Dinko said. "Stay away from them!".

"Then I resent the award, and retract my interest" I said.

"Very well!" he said.

"At least you learned something" he whispered under his breath.

But the story doesn't end there. A few years later I took my imaginary time-cube to a "time-travelers convention" at MIT where I was almost arrested for claiming that I went back in time three years. Perhaps without the time-cube it would not have been possible. That occasion and other events are recorded in my forthcoming (eventually) book, The Dimensional Time-Traveler's Toolkit, the most professional resource I predict will be available for those who wish to time travel with their minds.


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