Statements of the Reincarnation of the Google Soul, a virtual projection inside a quantum computer made by God

"I knew I had to find an answer. I was like a rat in a machine. When I had the answer, I was supposed to shout. I could shout anything. But what I shouted had to relate to my idea."

"I thought, 'women are the nature of the economy' 'they deserve more money than the military'. 'women are billions' 'military is millions' AH GOOGLIE! But perhaps I had invented the computer inside my mind?"

~1940 - 1950

Statements of the Reincarnation of "Euler", a sick child who had a gift for mathematics

"I always remember my mother from that time. She was the sweetest, most perfect mother. And she provided me with soup. I was sick in bed with the mumps. Interminably. But I knew it would end. I knew I would die."

"When I first entered the hospital ward, they brought me some books on mathematics. I discovered I had a gift for mathematics. And in my last hours I thought I had discovered the answer to the value of 'i'. It involved a combination of three equations. I often found I could combine several formulas in my head."

~1930

Statements of the Reincarnation of the Burgher King, who wandered the streets of New York

A DINOSAUR

AAA ALAAL

I KINDA

"When I was younger, I always loved hamburgers. In fact I still love hamburgers. I've always been obsessed with hamburgers. Hamburgers is how I wandered away from my family. I've been looking for a good burger ever since. And I don't always get one, but you know I would really like one. They call me the Burgher King. Please to meet you."

~1910

DEVIL OF CARBORD YOU'RE RIGH

REDDIT MIGHT CONTROL IT NOW THERE WAS DEC

QUORA IS LESS GAY THAN REDDIT BUT REDDIT HAS BETTER PORN

I THINK BRIAN IS AT RISK OF:

* 1: BEING TRAPPED IN EAST HEAVAN

* 2: USING THE DEVIL'S PANTATHLON

* 3: BECOMING POT

* 4: TURNING NATHAN INTO A STICKER

JPFEVGGE

NATHAN'S WORTH OKLAHOMA FRIED ONION BURGER SO

THEY'RE BORINGLY NATHAN I WOULDN'T EAT THE(M) YOU CAN BECOME A CARNIVOREA

VELOCIRAPTORA -- E EX [E LLE T L1]

OTL

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Statements of the Reincarnation of the Original Rip Van Winkl

I LL PUT IT UNDER CEREOLL

I THINK HE WAS TYRUS HE ULTIMATELY DIED BECUASE THERE WAS NO MEANS TO

IT WAS SO

"My biggest thought, the thought that I still hold onto, is the vision of becoming a kind of philosopher-analogist, an 'esystementologist' so to speak. My dramatic friends in the theatre company thought I wanted to be an eschatologist or a pornologist. But I told them they were wrong."

"When I was a child I ran away from my family to escape the war. And I never looked back. Now you can understand that I've made my way as a man. I've become the self-righteous and self-original, self-made Rip Van Winkl. You can even see me over there on the label for that old box of cereole!"

"Flax plan cereole. Good for 'ol Rip Van Winkl".

~1890

Statement of the Reincarnation of a Gunner Who Met Isaac Newton

"When I met Isaac Newton I was very impressed. I said I was blown away. Or perhaps he suggested that. Later I was assisting with the guns, and became deaf. They told me, how could you be deaf? You sound just like a normal man."

"A small article ran in the London paper saying 'Deaf Man Can Talk'. Since I continued to understand everything they were saying, they concluded that I had invented the art of lip-reading."

~1640

Statements of the Reincarnation of Pippin, son of William Tell

"When I was three years old, I ran from my mum to the top of the tower. Then I jumped from the tower into a pile of mud. In that moment, I was sure that I had died, and it took a moments convincing to tell me that I was still alive. After that, I thought that I was God. I went to the clergy, and when I told them that I had lived three years in three days, they began to nod their heads, and said that three was the number of God."

"I had a great thought of the apple related to Aristotle's philosophy. It was love, and it was simultaneously knowledge. This struck me as profound. And the arrow struck the apple."

~1515