1. Have a painful life, convinced that everything is irrational. Then God will become obsessed with the functionality of pleasure.
2. Adopt the philosophical life, and learn the beginnings of omni-science. God will then make big category mistakes, according to Babel.
3. 'Freespace': Mention that timeless space is all of creation. He will become obsessed with transient existence, and the promise of small acts of courage.
Troubleshooting: Apparently, there is no choice but to prevent humans from becoming philosophers, because otherwise God is not a philosopher. Another option is to make humans into rational impractical people, in which case God can be practical about irrational things.
