Proof of Original Sin

Not necessarily a Christian perspective.

I know good people have the most fun.

Because good people have consumer goods.

Because educated people always have consumer goods.

And everyone is ultimately a Platonist, and in the Platonist system, educated people get the most consumer goods.

And so we know, since evil people are evil, they have the least amount of education.

Therefore we know those who torture people have the least fun of all.

And so, we can explain torture as lack of knowledge about having fun.

And, so, the evilest deeds occur at the origin.

Christian Philosophy