GUIDE TO WEALTH FOR THE MAD

[This may need an update later].

1. Try to own some stocks, even if they don't win.

2. Always put your bills face-up in your wallet.

3. Above all, maintain your sanity. Maintain what you don't have.

4. Collect what look like Picassos and sell them to the first bidder.

5. And possibly get angry at anyone who questions your priorities.