UMBRELLA PEOPLE 20 2026

O SURE Regular and Irregular Tendencies IIES NATHAN DOEST EXPECT

AGILIERS OR SOMETHING OOP (PO)

A LITTLE TO MUCH

NO NOT MAGICAlNORMAL CRAZY PEOPLE:

Treth DDD

• TO — H — VVe — Ve — TW TW
• IF THEY DRINK (KC)
• THEY HAVE A SCHEDULE CALLED SOUTH CAROLINA I’M NOT SURE i’M JAZZED ENOUGH YET
• TRY PROCESSING WITH REAL PEOPLE I SOLVED FOR UMBRELLAS YESTERDAY TWICE

I will give a list of more than 10, because there are really more than 10 great philosophers…

1. Socrates: knew of the soul, and also invented criticism as we know it today. Socratic Writings
2. Plato: invented ideas and monotheism. His suspicious quote about the inventor of God was to record that he WAS the inventor of God. Platonist Writings
3. Aristotle: invented empirical philosophy, and popularized philosophy. Aristotelian Writings
4. Hegel: made people decide against metaphysics because no one could out-write him. Hegelian Philosophy
5. Sartre: invented the modern philosophical mentality, under the umbrella existentialism. Existentialism Links
6. Kant: was perhaps the first great philosopher to know calculus. And, perpetuated ethical thinking. Kantian Studies
7. Nietzsche: invented philosopher-as-psychologist, the philosophical hero, and was one of the smartest philosophers. Nietzsche Studies
8. Husserl: invented real postmodernism, which remains one of the most advanced theories. Husserl
9. Heidegger: a very intense philosopher whose writing has an inherent impenetrability or inner world. Heidegger
10. Hume: contributed enormously to empirical philosophy, but is somewhat verbose. David Hume
11. Protagoras. Virtually invented perspective on rhetoric. The Equal Arguments
12. Pyrrho, was relatively modern for his time as I have interpreted him. Pyrrho

Also, from a more biased angle, I prefer my own philosophy, primarily: Programmable Heuristics

ADDITIONAL CONSIDERATIONS:

As far as my specialty, which is coherence theory… In chronological order:

Thales: Knew ‘something’.

Anaximander: Knew the word ‘everything' (congere, everything comes together).

Leucippus: Knew it mattered, in number, in form.

Democritus: Knew it had property, quality, reality.

Socrates: Knew knowledge is limited.

Plato: Knew truth has ideas.

Aristotle: Knew problems were important to philosophy.

Spinoza: Knew philosophers should have more ambition.

Leibniz: Knew there was something genius about the universal.

Lichtenberg: Knew there was something going on.

Novalis: Had a clue, and preserved it.

Hegel: Knew work was necessary.

Nietzsche: Knew we could be serious about critique.

Husserl: Knew that any philosophy has perspective.

Heidegger: Knew it is important to be VERY flexible.

Ayn Rand: Saw that objects might not be complete.

Y. Yang: Thought a god was needed.

J. Farkas: Knew problems were worth it.

Alan Hajek: Got the smell of some deep efficiency.

Nathan Coppedge: Developed coherence theory and fair, balanced knowledge.

Formula for the Intellectual Soul

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