Saturday, May 9, 2026

ELVISH STUFFO 2026-05-09

DUMBEST PEOPLE VARIATION

"HE'S RIGHT"

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HAK IT NOT BAKE

ELVI ELVI ELVO

THAT DID

IT'S REALLY

ELVIO

UMIO

THEY COULDN'T REALLY SAY UMIO

UH NO

RIGHT

THAT WAS

THEY BECOME DARK ELVES BUT THEY ALREADY KNOW

THEY'RE NOT BOOBS

BASICALLY <=2DD OR D BONUS = (D*(D-1)), EXPONENTIAL EFFICIENCY, KNOWLEDGE

BASICALLY 1 - D + ENERGY


DUBIOUS CONNECTION TO VITAMIN C IN HELL:

THEY ALL DIE SOMEHOW WHEN THEY'RE VAMPIRES IT FORMS A ZEE WITH THE HANDS SORT OF LIKE SOMEONE WANTS THEM TO DIE

METACALARIN IS AN EXCEPTION THAT MIGHT OCCUR WITH THE NATHAN VAMPIRE, IT'S A KIND OF PLASTIC VAMPIRE THAT MIGHT BE AN INTERMEDIATE ROAD TO IMMORTALITY. IT DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK. IT'S POSSIBLY A PATH THAT REQUIRES MONEY.

IT WOULD BE REAL SOMEHOW


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