Proof of Impossible Rarity

Regarding amazon authors.

So, 1/10 of 1/10 aren't con artists and have good reviews.

Making money is 1 / 1,000,000 on top of that.

So you can see why I don't make perfect books.

Because it is a weird fetish.

And because I'm not literally 1 / trillion.

Because I can't afford it.

There aren't a trillion people.

But it seems I did bad math.

All I have to be is 1 / 100 million.

Now I just have to be better than everyone else in the United States plus everyone else in another country with the difference between the U.S. population and 100 million.

Turns out the U.S. population is about 327.2 million, now I just have to be one of three best writers in the U.S. population.