Perverse Logic Examples

I was watching a haunting movie in a car from Stephen King, without headphones to hear what was going on. Some of the gist of the movie culminated in my first coherent idea of a perverse logic. Call it optimism if you like...

Do I really like it? If I don't like it, it can pay for any kind of intangible.

If I hate it, it is not time for disaster.

If it will not culminate, things must be fine as they are...

If it is wrong, it likely doesn't create suffering...

If it involves suffering, it must mean something...

If you have suffered before, then expect something new...

If you are exasperated, you will see the light...

If you are truly at the end of your rope, you will find God...

If you are dead, you will go to heaven...

If you feel nothing, something will amaze you...

If you are stupid, everything will be explained...

If you have a terminal disease, things will fall into place...

If not, at least you got what you expected...