PERVERSE LOGIC, PART 2

Make sure when someone has a trigger word, such as 'Bootie' relating to their father's big butt, that it always involves two of them, just to exaggerate the effect.

If the person has great intelligence, make sure there is someone intelligent around to make the perversity seem worthwhile, although un-enjoyable.

Surround the person with confusing words that have the effect of not questioning the problem, such as 'button' , 'anorak', 'analogy', 'A Nile', and 'des-pair'.

Make sure, in the middle of it all, someone smashes their thumb, or in some other way creates a very awful problem that proves there is 'no perfect way out of the maze'.

Perverse Logic Examples

https://hypercubics.blogspot.com/2015/10/the-worst-story-i-ever-heard-that-may.html

I was watching a haunting movie in a car from Stephen King, without headphones to hear what was going on. Some of the gist of the movie culminated in my first coherent idea of a perverse logic. Call it optimism if you like...

Do I really like it? If I don't like it, it can pay for any kind of intangible.

If I hate it, it is not time for disaster.

If it will not culminate, things must be fine as they are...

If it is wrong, it likely doesn't create suffering...

If it involves suffering, it must mean something...

If you have suffered before, then expect something new...

If you are exasperated, you will see the light...

If you are truly at the end of your rope, you will find God...

If you are dead, you will go to heaven...

If you feel nothing, something will amaze you...

If you are stupid, everything will be explained...

If you have a terminal disease, things will fall into place...

If not, at least you got what you expected...