DIABOLICAL DEDUCTION #3

Devils can cope with fire, so:

Flames are sometimes perceived to be soft.

Earth must have harsh flames.

Men must have harsher flames than the devil.

Men must be made of earth and fire.

So, women must be made of water and air.

Watery women are pregnant women, empirically.

Airy women must be women who are having sex.

Air consumes earthy wood, and feeds flames.

So, women must have sex with fire.

Men are ordinarily made of earth.

So, men must catch flame when they have sex.

In other cases, the devil is on fire.