DIABOLICAL ARGUMENT 2

1. One has to escape the nunnery of the universe to find God.

2. To be a philosopher, one has to reject that the universe is a nunnery.

3. If there is a God, one has to accept sophistry.


This can also be expressed as:

1. There isn't a devil.

2. I'm a devil.

3. There is a devil.

4. I'm not a devil.

5. What if these last two weren't bargains?

DIABOLICAL ARGUMENT 1

1. Perpetual motion is not yet real if it is not publicly disclosed.

2. For, we know about things like vaginas.

3. Stone-Age technology would be obvious and apparent unless women are monsters (e.g. if vaginas are not what they seem, which doesn't seem to have any other alternative, since what is not human, or in these terms less obvious, not a man, is a monster).

4. And, if women are monsters, in the Information Age we should know about it!

5. Women are monsters, or we would know about perpetual motion, if it is already given to us.