Statements of the Reincarnation of the Google Soul, a virtual projection inside a quantum computer made by God

"I knew I had to find an answer. I was like a rat in a machine. When I had the answer, I was supposed to shout. I could shout anything. But what I shouted had to relate to my idea."

"I thought, 'women are the nature of the economy' 'they deserve more money than the military'. 'women are billions' 'military is millions' AH GOOGLIE! But perhaps I had invented the computer inside my mind?"

~1940 - 1950

Statements of the Reincarnation of "Euler", a sick child who had a gift for mathematics

"I always remember my mother from that time. She was the sweetest, most perfect mother. And she provided me with soup. I was sick in bed with the mumps. Interminably. But I knew it would end. I knew I would die."

"When I first entered the hospital ward, they brought me some books on mathematics. I discovered I had a gift for mathematics. And in my last hours I thought I had discovered the answer to the value of 'i'. It involved a combination of three equations. I often found I could combine several formulas in my head."

~1930

Statements of the Reincarnation of the Burgher King, who wandered the streets of New York

A DINOSAUR

AAA ALAAL

I KINDA

"When I was younger, I always loved hamburgers. In fact I still love hamburgers. I've always been obsessed with hamburgers. Hamburgers is how I wandered away from my family. I've been looking for a good burger ever since. And I don't always get one, but you know I would really like one. They call me the Burgher King. Please to meet you."

~1910

DEVIL OF CARBORD YOU'RE RIGH

REDDIT MIGHT CONTROL IT NOW THERE WAS DEC

QUORA IS LESS GAY THAN REDDIT BUT REDDIT HAS BETTER PORN

I THINK BRIAN IS AT RISK OF:

* 1: BEING TRAPPED IN EAST HEAVAN

* 2: USING THE DEVIL'S PANTATHLON

* 3: BECOMING POT

* 4: TURNING NATHAN INTO A STICKER

JPFEVGGE

NATHAN'S WORTH OKLAHOMA FRIED ONION BURGER SO

THEY'RE BORINGLY NATHAN I WOULDN'T EAT THE(M) YOU CAN BECOME A CARNIVOREA

VELOCIRAPTORA -- E EX [E LLE T L1]

OTL

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Statements of the Reincarnation of the Original Rip Van Winkl

I LL PUT IT UNDER CEREOLL

I THINK HE WAS TYRUS HE ULTIMATELY DIED BECUASE THERE WAS NO MEANS TO

IT WAS SO

"My biggest thought, the thought that I still hold onto, is the vision of becoming a kind of philosopher-analogist, an 'esystementologist' so to speak. My dramatic friends in the theatre company thought I wanted to be an eschatologist or a pornologist. But I told them they were wrong."

"When I was a child I ran away from my family to escape the war. And I never looked back. Now you can understand that I've made my way as a man. I've become the self-righteous and self-original, self-made Rip Van Winkl. You can even see me over there on the label for that old box of cereole!"

"Flax plan cereole. Good for 'ol Rip Van Winkl".

~1890

Statements of the Reincarnation of Aaron Burr

"I remember myself as a British spy. When I was young I was in England, and I was elected to go on a spy mission. My original name was Todd Oxbridge. It was my interest in spy craft that pulled me into military conflicts and service in the military."

"One of my fondest possessions was a picture of Mary Wollstonecraft that I hung over the mantle piece. Even now, the memory of her makes me cry."

~1820