“Consumerism (Eff + Diff) [the formula for the Theory of Everything] <-- This may end up being the highest form of Consumerism…CONJECTURE: This seems to validate somewhat the immortality of American culture.”
Marie Antoinette founded the United States using borrowed money and sex appeal.
If we have things of sufficient value collected in a room, it is like they could be more valuable than the whole United States. A kind of Betsy Ross idea. This still seems like an interesting theory, if we assume there’s nothing wrong with it.
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Recent formula for finding what America thinks about tragedy or worries is:
(1) Find a drug reference or form of stupidity related to it.
(2) Reinterpret the drug reference or form of stupidity as a figure of speech.
For example, WW2 is “People who were hacking weeds”.
Vietnam is “People who were totally blasted”.
1001 Arabian Nights is “A deluded dream”.
Intellectuals like Noam Chomsky were “Idiotic idealists”
Republicans were “Lone scottsmen”.
The Cold War was “Check me out”.
The U.S. Civil War was “Southern grunge mudslide”.
The American Revolution was “Mad patrimoney”.
Socrates was “Mad eye moodey on drugs”.
The Dark Ages were “The days before crack became available on the internet”. [Joking here, hopefully there are no hard drugs available on the internet, I’m actually anti- hard drugs].
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DH at first — AH — HD GD TTT
Cursing: It requires a dirty mind to really enjoy cursing.
HW h latr bcam th ntir capital you wouldn’t guss it wasn’t sx.
drinkers are tj not thj, anti heavies pro
don’t cut your wife unless it’s hell no one needs pain it’s pointless SHW
foops get an editor, but fools lie and look sophisticated
Life is too simple, though simple is sometimes the smartest thing, fewer people laugh than you think, it takes decades even if one stays alone to avoid friends.
A little skeptical of porn implies high standards. Mothers are worried ‘sometimes’.
A little BLBoobs is funny
It’s the funniest trick. Tah da. But they are long term.
The problem this time is two. Druggs and the Docter.
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