INTUITIVE ANCIENT CHINESE

Note: this is a strange, alternate system you are not likely to learn in school.

1. Practice art.
2. Practice science.
3. Learn Chinese.
4. Process of elimination.
5. Master all arts.

BASIC CHARACTER TYPES

上 and similar means money or ‘for sure’. The similar 正 means thesis or ‘I think’. The unusual character 忙 means ‘formal’ or ‘official’.

可 means bureaucracy, which is important in China.

业 and similar is a basic version of ‘fuck’, 成 and 候 also mean fuck. 的 and 时 mean fucked all around.

本 means shit. If the lower bar is higher like this: 来, it means body.

Similarly, 也 and 他 means business.

以 means woman. 课 means fine woman. These are common characters.

财 means something like teacher.

吃 probably means doing it.

发 means whore, so it means ‘try’.

EXCEPTIONAL CHARACTERS TO WATCH OUT FOR

So far as I know, 完 means bomb.

过 means charm, handsome, and its literal meaning is ‘the face of a man’.

作 and 们 so far as I know means holy or erudite.

Complex characters generally mean immortal. 舅 means super-immortal, which means your relative. 舅舅 means relative of your relative.

Characters like 挣 and 钱 also mean immortal.

能 is complicated but distinct, so it means complicated.

ADDITIONAL CHARACTERS

Slash to the left, like: 有 means spirit, school, emperor’s chop-mark.

Slashes underneath, like: 些 means the end, general feeling.

CHARACTERS CONSIDERED COMPLICATED

着 means value because it means immortal school.

PREDICTION ABILITY

I translated “Uncles should make money when they grow up” as “My elite business thesis is about formal values”.

I translated “School is over, I should write down my homework, too” as “I like my fucking professor.”

ADVANCED CHINESE

Chinese is a vertical language. It has many nuances which are not immediately necessary. This was the original idea of how to learn language rapidly.

CHINESE CALLIGRAPHY

The secret to Chinese calligraphy after knowing how to read Chinese, is that it is highly intuitive, and at the same time very difficult.

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Everyone who learns Chinese is an honest scholar.

RUMORS:

Some say Chinese is a simple language, but there are many variations.

Some say, the less you practice the better you are at Chinese. Some decide this is false.

Some claim that ancient Chinese is the only Chinese. But, there are some modifications.

They say Chinese is the language of China. A lucky language.