HOW TO WRITE FOR THE YALE HERALD

{Notes from an outsider}

The above set of categories of epiphanies serves as beginner's introduction to how to write for the Yale Herald.

Other possible advice: read the NY Times. Know the words 'zania' and 'kleptomania'. Have a preferred condom color,

Even if for no reason at all.

(Some of this advice may be copied from an article read in the Yale Herald...)