Thursday, May 8, 2014

Brain Teasers 2.0

THAT'S WHAT'S DESPICABLE, THAT I'M NOT RICH

'Why' is a stupid question. That's why Yale produces lawyers.

The integral of a square has no angle. That's why Harvard is cosmopolitan.

Priests can always remember the word 'ecumenical'. That's why there is a God.

The inventor was told to clean a room within a previous life. That's why he doesn't work as a janitor.

Psyche is mad --- yes --- but not a psychologist.

Knowledge that is intimate --- does it require intelligence?

APPLIE(S)

GET AHEAD KILLIGAN

(SKIP)

GET AHEAD IN THOSE HEALS

SKIP TO IT TRY REGULARE A LITTLE

KILLING IT WITH THE HEALS

GOTTA APPLY

IT WOULDN'T BE A BETTER OUCH THIS IS WHAT WOULD GET AHEAD

THE OTHER STATE

SKIP TO IT TRY REGULARE A LITTLE

NOT A BROKEN SKULL, BROKEN BONES

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