Friday, October 30, 2015

AMAZON MONEY MAGIC


+1 permanent point for every four-leaf clover
(+2 permanent points for every five-leaf clover
+3 special points for every six-leaf clover)
+1 temporary points every time you eat a whole tomato
+2 permanent points if you have your own living space
+3 permanent points for every degree of education
+21 points if you have a weak magic ring, but -10 points here if you don't know magic.
+42 points if you have a medium magic ring, but - 30 points here if you are a loner.
+84 points if you have a strong magic ring, but -30 points here if you are uneducated.

-4 permanent points if you're male and you masturbated recently.
-3 points if your living space is cluttered.
-2 permanent points every time you take your laptop to bed

-1 temporary point every time you think negative thoughts

+1 for up to 5 consecutive days of eating good food.


Overall:

6 points = sell 1 book.
12 points =  sell 10 books.
18 points = sell 100 books.
24 points = sell 1000 books.
32 points = sell 10,000 books.
44 points = sell 100,000 books.
58 points = sell 500,000 books.
70 points = sell 2,000,000 books.
140 points = sell 5,000,000 books.
280 points = sell 100,000,000 books.


But, remember, J.K. Rowling has a magic ring, according to one interview (I think).

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